- Mr. Quinn: [Hardison and Chaos are being very annoying] Can I hit him?
- Eliot Spencer: Which one?
- Mr. Quinn: Either one.
- Eliot Spencer: [to everyone] You see? It isn't just me.
- Colin Mason: Wow - you're super-old! Next are you going to tell us about that time you punched Hitler in the face?
- Archie Leach: [whipping his cane up sharply so that the tip rests under Chaos's chin] I have two canes. One contains a taser capable of delivering 10,000 volts. The other can project a six-inch stiletto blade.
- Colin Mason: [nervously] Which one is this?
- Archie Leach: I don't remember - perhaps because I'm "super-old".
- Nathan Ford: [to Dubenich] My son would be ashamed of me if I was a murderer...
- [he raises and points his gun at Dubenich]
- Nathan Ford: but my father, on the other hand... he'd buy me an ice cream.
- Nathan Ford: Remember what I told you? Next time we met I wouldn't be so nice?
- Victor Dubenich: Yeah.
- Nathan Ford: Okay... welcome to the next time.
- Sophie Devereaux: [to Maggie when Nate realizes that Maggie is Sophie's back-up] He looks like a smacked mackerel.
- Nathan Ford: Let's go break the law.
- Sophie Devereaux: Mmmmm, just one more time?
- Nathan Ford: Oh, a couple more times.