- Rocket J. Squirrel: [about Bullwinkle's newest painting] What title do I put on this one?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Uh, call it "Man Eating a Sandwich in a White Room".
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Well, I see the white room, but where's the sandwich?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: The man ate it.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Then where's the man?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Well, you don't expect him to hang around after he ate the sandwich, do you?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: No.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: That's the trouble. You people never understand us artists.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle, why don't you use your head?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: It's easier with a brush.
- [after Rocky and Bullwinkle's cottage explode because of Boris's dynamite]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Hokey smoke! What happened?
- Natasha Fatale: Maybe the pilot light went out on your stove, dahlink.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: We don't have a pilot light.
- Natasha Fatale: No?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: We don't have a stove either.
- Natasha Fatale: [chuckles] Well, there. You see?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Not quite.
- [Boris and Natasha finished planting dynamite under Rocky and Bullwinkle's cottage]
- Natasha Fatale: But, Boris, if we blow up moose, we blow up the paintings, too.
- Boris Badenov: Good heavens!
- Natasha Fatale: Boris, you said "heavens"!
- Boris Badenov: What can I do? They won't let me plug the competition.
- Boris Badenov: Ah, it's good to breathe the air of Pottsylvania, Natasha.
- Natasha Fatale: Mmm, that pungent odor.
- Boris Badenov: Yes. They must be burning books in the public square again.
- Fearless Leader: [after cleaning off the whitewash] These aren't old masters! These are plain canvas! Arrest him!
- [Boris is taken away by guards]
- Natasha Fatale: Dahlink, is there anything I can do?
- Boris Badenov: Yes. Sharrup you mouth!
- Narrator: And so we reach another happy ending where...
- [notices Boris tied up in front of a firing squad]
- Narrator: Aw, now wait a minute. This isn't a happy ending.
- Boris Badenov: [trembling] Sure it is! Look! I'm smiling!
- Narrator: Oh, good. Okay. Happy ending.
- [scene fades and guns are heard firing]