My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Baby Cakes (2012)

Tara Strong: Twilight Sparkle

Quotes 

• Applejack : Now how in thunderation is one of them twins a pegasus, and the other one a unicorn?

  Carrot Cake : Easy. My great-great-great-great grandfather was a unicorn, and Cup Cake's great aunt's second cousin twice removed was a pegasus. That makes sense, right?

  Rainbow Dash : Aw yeah, heh, just you wait! Once little Pound Cake gets there his wings going, he'll be all over the place.

  Twilight Sparkle : And be careful around Pumpkin Cake.

  Rarity : Baby unicorns get strange magic surges that come and go.

  Pinkie Pie : [holds up a candle-less cake for the newborns]  Quick! Make a wish and blow out your candles! Which is easy, 'cause there are zero candles! You are zero years old, after all!

  Nurse Redheart : Shhh!

• Fluttershy : [to the Cakes, who are looking for a babysitter]  Oh, I would love to babysit! But I can't today, sorry. I promised Angel we'd go on a picnic.

  [Angel, her bunny pet, points angrily at a picnic basket] 

  Fluttershy : You understand, don't you? Y-you're not mad at me are you? Please don't be mad at me!

  Pinkie Pie : [rocking a bunny that looks like Angel in her arms]  I'll do it! Pick me!

  Twilight Sparkle : I have to finish this report for the Princess summarizing all my other reports to the Princess.

  Pinkie Pie : [holding a diaper-wearing book like a baby]  I wanna babysit! Pick me!

  Applejack : Babysit? Now? When there's a swarm a' hungry caterpillars headed this way? I gotta get all these apples picked before they get swarmed on!

  Pinkie Pie : [holding a bundle of apples like a baby]  Ooh, ooh, I wanna do it!

  Rainbow Dash : I got tickets to the Wonderbolts airshow this afternoon. Gotta dash!

  Pinkie Pie : [holding some cloud with a diaper]  Ask me! Mememememememememememememe!

  Rarity : Moi? Babysit? N- oh nonononononononono. I'm flattered that you would think about me though.

  Carrot Cake : [groans; unenthusiastically]  Pinkie Pie, how would you like to babysit for us.

  Pinkie Pie : [gasps excitedly, then acts serious]  I dunno. I'll have to check my schedule.

• Twilight Sparkle : Hi! I finished up the work I had to do so I thought I'd stop by and see if you needed any help. Whoa!

  [Pinkie drags her inside] 

  Pinkie Pie : Thank you, thank you, thank you for coming! I can't begin to tell you what my day has been like, I mean, these babies just won't listen to reason, and don't even get me started on their taste in stand-up comedy.

  Twilight Sparkle : It's okay, Pinkie. I figured you would need some help. That's why I stopped by.

  Pinkie Pie : Excuse me?

  Twilight Sparkle : Babies take a lot of work, and some ponies are just not cut out to handle the responsibility.

  Pinkie Pie : Is that so? Well, thanks for stopping by, Twilight. Sorry, I don't have time to visit, I'm very very busy with my responsibilities here.

  [she starts pushing Twilight out the door] 

  Twilight Sparkle : I'm happy to help! It's no trouble-

  [door slams] 

  Pinkie Pie : Well, of all the- she thinks I can't handle things on my own! Maybe because I haven't handled things on my own. Well, I can handle things on my own!