- Dean Lowrey: You know, that's the only rational thing you said all day.
- Ted Vanderway: Good. Then I've met my quota!
- George Broyles: You what it is that I do?
- Maggie Ryan: Besides treat every airplane like your personal limousine and every stewardess like your personal...
- George Broyles: [interrupting] I don't treat planes like limousines, Maggie. I treat them like trucks. Specifically, cargo trucks. I use them to transport goods from people who don't need them to people who do.
- Colette Valois: Speaking of... what do you do every day?
- Omar: I am in the service industry. I, eh, smile, greet people, make them feel welcome.
- Colette Valois: So you're a Pan Am stewardess?
- Omar: [laughs] Perhaps I have found my true calling.
- George Broyles: There are two Maggie Ryans. One who thinks about herself and one who thinks about others. We have a problem with the second one.
- Maggie Ryan: I'm pretty sure neither Maggie wants to profit off the misery of others.
- George Broyles: But, if you turn that misery into happiness, you're making a profit at the same time.
- Maggie Ryan: What are you doing in my cubby?
- George Broyles: Learning more about my favorite stewaress.
- [Maggie grabs her belongings from his hand]
- George Broyles: Why do they call 'em 'cubby's anyway? Makes you seem like a bunch of kindergartners.
- Maggie Ryan: Funny, I thought you were the kindergartner.
- George Broyles: All right, all right, cool your jets. Let me make it up to you. Lunch?