- Sandy Rivers: I don't know what went wrong.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Well proposing a three way was bad, starting without us was worse, finishing in the hallway was the nail in the coffin.
- Marshall Eriksen: [Lily is upset that her father paid little attention over the phone that she was pregnant] Hey baby, I'm sorry. I want our kid to believe that the universe is magical, you know, like my dad taught me.
- Lily Aldrin: You know what my dad taught me? Nothing, 'cause he was never there.
- [Grabs Marshall's Enigmas of the Mystical book and makes a fake reading]
- Lily Aldrin: June 22nd, 1996. Brooklyn, New York: A man misses his daughter's high-school graduation. Later, she discovers that his babysitting money has been spent on a game called "Who Stole the Babysitting Money?" He never saw the irony in that. December 31st, 2011: A woman calls her father to tell him she's pregnant. He says "Great. Thanks," and hangs up on her.
- Marshall Eriksen: ...and after pushing her to call him, "I am a Bigfoot" is discovered in her husband's mouth.
- Lily Aldrin: I'm glad you're a believer baby, but I'm never gonna believe in an enigma of the mystical if I don't see it with my own eyes. Truth is, my father never taught me to believe in anything... but myself.
- Marshall Eriksen: Well, if it helps at all, I believe in you too.
- Lily Aldrin: [Slight smile] There's a pretty good chance I don't exist.
- Marshall Eriksen: Lily, don't you think it's a bit narcissistic not to allow for something bigger out there? Something whose beauty and power and majesty humbles us?
- Lily Aldrin: God?
- Marshall Eriksen: Werewolves.
- Barney Stinson: [with the failure of Puzzles, Ted, Barney, Kevin, and Doug watch the New Year's Eve countdown, and see Robin on the screen] Oh my God...
- Robin Scherbatsky: [Speaking on the broadcast] This is Robin Scherbatsky filling in for Sandy Rivers. You know, America, tonight I've been groped, slapped and puked, and until ten minutes ago, I had no idea I'd be on national television...
- Kevin: [smiles] That's my girl.
- Robin Scherbatsky: ...but that's the magic of New Year's. When that clock strikes midnight, we all get a fresh start. and I don't know about you, but I could really use one. and that magic moment starts in ten.
- [starts countdown]