My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 (2012)
Scott McNeil: Flam, Comet Tail
Quotes
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Flim : Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every town/Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found!/Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair...
Flam : [singing] That the key that they need to solve this sad cider shortage you and I will share.
[excited chattering from the watching ponies]
Flim , Flam : Well you've got opportunity/In this very community
Flam : He's Flim
Flim : He's Flam
Flim , Flam : We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers/Traveling salesponies nonpareil
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Apple Bloom : You got a deal!
Granny Smith : Not so fast!
[she calls a huddle with her family]
Granny Smith : No way no how that machine matches up with the care we put in our cider!
Apple Bloom : But if it really does work, we could make everypony in town happy!
Applejack : I just don't know, y'all. We've always made cider the same way.
Big Macintosh : Eeyup. Huh?
[Flim and Flam have joined their circle]
Flim : We'll sweeten the deal. You supply the apples...
Flam : We supply the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000.
Flim , Flam : Then we split those sweet sweet profits...
Flim : Seventy five...
Flam : Twenty five.
Apple Bloom : Dea...
Applejack : Hold on. Who gets the seventy five?
Flim : Why us, naturally.
Flam : And, we'll throw in the magic to power the machine for free.
Applejack : Cider sales keep our business afloat through the winter. We'd lose Sweet Apple Acres if we agreed to this.
Flim , Flam : So? What'll it be?
Big Macintosh : No deal.
Flim : Very well. If you refuse our generous offer to be partners, then we'll just have to be competitors.
Applejack : You wouldn't dare.
Flim : Oh no?
Flam : [to the crowd] Don't you worry, everypony! There'll be plenty of cider for all of you!
Flim : [to the Apples] Once we drive Sweet Apple Acres out of business.
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Flam : [inviting some ponies their cider which was made too hastily by sucking whole trees into their machine] Drink up, Ponyville! Down the hatch!
[spitting and grunting from the ponies after trying it]
Cherry Berry : I can't get the taste off my tongue!
Bon Bon : Mine's got rocks in it.
Comet Tail : I wouldn't pay one *bit* for this dreck!
Flam : You wouldn't pay even one bit?
Cherry Berry , Bon Bon , Comet Tail , Lyra Heartstrings , Colgate Minuette : No!
Flam , Flim : [mumbling to each other]
Flam : How about two cups for one bit?
Cherry Berry , Bon Bon , Comet Tail , Lyra Heartstrings , Colgate Minuette , Carrot Top : No!
Flam , Flim : [mumbling to each other] Two bits for a barrel?
Cherry Berry , Bon Bon , Comet Tail , Lyra Heartstrings , Colgate Minuette , Carrot Top , Crowd : NO!
Flam : [nervous noises] It looks like we've encountered a slight... problem here in Ponyville.
Flim : [doing a quick dancing jig together] Nopony wants our product. Next town?
Flam : Next town. Let's go, Flim!
[they hop on their Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000]
Flim : Let's go, Flam.
[and drive off]
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Granny Smith : Now wait, you fellers, hold it!/You went and over-sold it!/I guarantee that what you have there won't compare/For the very most important ingredient/Can't be added or done expedient/And it's quality, friends, Apple Acre's quality and care!
Flim : Well Granny, I'm glad you brought that up, my dear,/I say I'm glad you brought that up/You see that we are very picky when it comes to cider/if you'll kindly try a cup.
Flam : [singing] Yes, sir, yes ma'am this great machine,/it's just the very best/So whaddaya say then, Apples/Care to step into the modern world/And put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the test?
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Rarity : This is just dreadful. Even at top speed the Apples are only making one barrel to the twins' three!
Twilight Sparkle : Um, Miss Mayor! Are honorary family members allowed to help in the competition?
Mayor Mare : Well, I'm not sure... Flim, Flam, would you object to honorary family members helping?
Flim : [idly operating their machine with magic] Are you kidding?
Flam : We don't care if the whole kingdom of Canterlot helps. It's a lost cause.
Mayor Mare : Hm, I guess it's okay. Applejack? What do you think?
Applejack : I think I'd love to have the rest of my *family* helpin' out.
Rest of main cast : All right!
