In her opening monologue, host
Chelsea Handler talks about being a couch potato and watching reality cooking shows, which leads to a personal message to her brother, Roy. Chelsea and her round table panelists
Chris Franjola,
Jen Kirkman and
Dov Davidoff discuss
John Mayer stating that he is humiliated by
Taylor Swift's song "Dear John", the Center for Disease Control issuing a statement that there are no zombies after a rash of face eating crimes occurred, and the lesbian themed children's book "In Our Mothers' House" being hidden in a Utah elementary school library. Brad and Sarah compete in a spinning competition. And Chelsea chats with guest
Charlize Theron about their dinner out together last night, the code during interviews that a "strong woman character" means "bitch", her dislike of speaking in front of large audiences, and her charity which fights HIV in African youth.
—Huggo