Sherlock (TV Series)
The Empty Hearse (2014)
Una Stubbs: Mrs. Hudson
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Quotes
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Dr. John Watson : Well, I've got some news.
Mrs. Hudson : Oh, God, is it serious?
Dr. John Watson : What? No, no I'm not ill. I've, uh, well I'm... moving on.
Mrs. Hudson : You're emigrating?
Dr. John Watson : Nope. Uh, no, I've, uh... I have met someone.
Mrs. Hudson : Oh! Ah, lovely.
Dr. John Watson : Yeah. We're getting married. Well, I'm going to ask, anyway.
Mrs. Hudson : So soon after Sherlock?
Dr. John Watson : Hmm, well, yes.
Mrs. Hudson : What's his name?
Dr. John Watson : [sighs] It's a woman.
Mrs. Hudson : A woman?
Dr. John Watson : Yes, of course it's a woman.
Mrs. Hudson : [laughs quietly] You really have moved on, haven't you?
Dr. John Watson : Mrs. Hudson, how many times?... Sherlock was not my boyfriend.
Mrs. Hudson : Live and let live, that's my motto.
Dr. John Watson : Listen to me. *I am not gay*!
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Mrs. Hudson : Oh, I'm really pleased, Mary. Have you set a date?
Mary Morstan : Uh, well, we thought May.
Mrs. Hudson : Ah, a spring wedding.
Mary Morstan : Yeah. Well, once we've actually got engaged.
Dr. John Watson : Yeah.
Mary Morstan : We were interrupted last time.
Dr. John Watson : Yeah.
DI Lestrade : Well, I can't wait.
Mary Morstan : You will be there, Sherlock?
Sherlock Holmes : Weddings - not really my thing.
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Mycroft Holmes : [analyzing a hat] This is a Chullo. The classic headgear of the Andes, it's made of Alpaca.
Sherlock Holmes : Nope.
Mycroft Holmes : No?
Sherlock Holmes : Icelandic sheep wool. Similar but very distinctive, if you know what you're looking for. I've written a blog on the varying tensile strengths of different natural fibers.
Mrs. Hudson : I'm sure there's a crying need for that.
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Mrs. Hudson : Sherlock?
Sherlock Holmes : Mm?
Mrs. Hudson : Talk to John.
Sherlock Holmes : I tried talking to him. He made his position quite clear.
Dr. John Watson : [John is in his office examining a patient with an undescended testicle. He lifts a middle finger] Just relax, Mr Summerson.
Mrs. Hudson : What did he say?
Sherlock Holmes : F...
Dr. John Watson : [feeling his patient's testicles] Cough.
Mrs. Hudson : Oh, dear.
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[discussing John's mustache]
Mrs. Hudson : ages you.
Dr. John Watson : Just trying it out.
Mrs. Hudson : Well, it ages you.