- Frankie Heck: You're home from work late. Were you with Limestone?
- Axl Heck: Who's Limestone?
- Mike Heck: Nobody.
- Frankie Heck: He's a cat.
- Sue Heck: We have a cat?
- Brick Heck: How long have we had a cat?
- Frankie Heck: It's not our cat. It's your dad's work cat that he never told us about.
- Axl Heck: Hey! How come you get a cat and we don't?
- Sue Heck: Can you bring him home? Can I feed him? Can he sleep in my room?
- Brick Heck: Why does he get to sleep in your room? I'm the one with no friends.
- Mike Heck: Nobody's getting the cat. The cat is dead.
- Sue Heck: Our cat died?
- Frankie Heck: Sue. Sue, wake up. Hey, Happy Birthday.
- Sue Heck: Oh, my God. Oh, what a surprise. Oh, you got me so good.
- Frankie Heck: Yeah.
- Mike Heck: Yeah, we got you good.
- Sue Heck: Oh, and I cried myself to sleep for nothing.