Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Dunston Checks In (2012)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : My God, they're not! You've done every single monkey cliché in the book, you're not honestly going to do-

  [He crawls into bed with the father] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Yup! They're doing the monkey in the bed routine, where the person mistakes some sort of strange animal for a human being in their bed. People, I'm not kidding, this joke has been around since the dawn of time. No, really, I'm not joking, it was there at the birth of man - look!

  Nostalgia Critic : [at the opening scene of 2001: A Space Odyssey, he provides subtitles for the monkeys]  'Hey guys, I totally think we should do a bit where a guy sleeps in a bed with a monkey and he doesn't know it.' 'I dunno, that sounds like it might get old fast.' 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' 'We're also gonna put babies in Super Bowl commercials! That will never get old!' 'Babies? Genius! Can we make them horribly lip-sync?' 'YES... ' 'WE... ' 'CAN!'