- Chris Griffin: [after the family has rattled off several events that have happened over the years] You see, Dad? We don't need a movie night for us to remember you. Every day is like a movie night with you.
- Peter Griffin: [after listening to the radio] Sound like we're somewhere between Washington and Washington.
- Brian Griffin: We should just call the police.
- Stewie Griffin: Oh, look who's already walking back their Defund the Police stance. Little different when it's real life and not trying to impress Alyssa Milano on Twitter. Hmmm?