Lab Rats (TV Series)

Night of the Living Virus (2012)

Tyrel Jackson Williams: Leo Dooley

Quotes 

• Leo Dooley : Well, I keep telling you I'd love to work with you in the lab.

  Donald Davenport : Yeah, and I keep telling you I don't want to die in a fiery explosion.

• Donald Davenport : [grudgingly]  You can be my... lab assistant.

  Leo Dooley : I prefer "scientific liaison."

  Donald Davenport : Yeah, how about Vice President of Stop Talking Before You Blow It?

• Donald Davenport : Well, you're just lucky you didn't break my new laser deflector.

  Leo Dooley : [brightening at the sight of it]  Laser deflector? That's got my name written all over it.

  Donald Davenport : Oh... if your name is Hands Off M' Stuff.

• Donald Davenport : I have an incredibly complicated task I need YOU to supervise.

  Leo Dooley : Well, I AM a multitasking go-getter with a knack for professionalism.

• Donald Davenport : It's not glass. It's a highly flexible industrial-grade polymer designed to withstand a missile hit.

  Leo Dooley : Oh. You got as missile?

  Donald Davenport : Not ON me!

• Leo Dooley : I did it! I killed it! And when I killed it, I was killin' it!

  Donald Davenport : You know, if I didn't have piles of pellets in my man folds right now, I'd almost be impressed.

  Leo Dooley : Does that mean I'm still your lab assistant?

  Donald Davenport : Uh, well, let's do the math: Um, how 'bout "Forget it" plus "Are you crazy?" divided by "You're outta your mind" multiplied by "You almost killed me."

  Leo Dooley : Equals "Maybe" to me.

  Donald Davenport : Great. Now, if you'll excuse me, those pellets were relatively high in fiber.