- Bil Dwyer: [about "Chariots of Fire"] Maybe if there had been actual chariots or fire, that movie would've been interesting.
- Michael Ian Black: [about Penny Racers] They were boring toys, but they were excellent choking hazards and that's fun.
- Hal Sparks: [about the Barbara Mandrell and The Mandrell Sisters variety TV show] It was miserable and my mother loved it.