Superman vs. The Elite (2012 Video)

Catero Alain Colbert: Coldcast

Quotes 

• Superman : Sorry. I heard your telepathic shout before. But my mind is protected from anything deeper by a series of psychic blocks.

  Manchester Black : Best I've seen too. Got a few skeletons rattling around up there you don't want out? I'm not looking for you deepest, darkest. Showing is faster than telling. And I hate to hear my own voice, believe it or not.

  Coldcast : Don't believe him. Only thing shuts him up is a soccer game.

  Manchester Black : Football, you uneducated Yank.

• Manchester Black : [holding a piece of Superman's cape]  How is it that no matter how badly you massacre one of these thong-and-blanket types some shred of their unmentionables still survives the blast?

  Coldcast : I did my best, boss. At least you got a trophy out of it.

  Manchester Black : Strewth.

• The Hat : Hang tight! Everyone knows Superman can't do magic!

  [flies into the whirlwind] 

  The Hat : Here's a little ancient Chinese secret...

  [starts to choke] 

  Coldcast : How? He's shielded by magic...!

  Manchester Black : Mate, that wind is clocking in at five hundred miles a minute! His body may not be taking any hits, but his lungs've collapsed from the vacuum!

• Menagerie : OW! Something bit me!

  [sees a Superman dart] 

  Manchester Black : Bit you?

  [Menagerie collapses, all her alien beings crawl out of her] 

  Coldcast : PAM! DO SOMETHING!

  Manchester Black : Do what? He's poisoned her suit, the buggers want out!

  The Hat : He was supposed to be dead...

  [Menagerie is suddenly silent] 

  Coldcast : She's not breating! Damnit, Chester!

  The Hat : She's dead...

  Manchester Black : Bugger me! He's playing it OUR way!

• Manchester Black : Bunny, get ready to port again. The second he shows his S, I'm gonna flatten this whole city.

  Coldcast : Chester, wait...

  [Coldcast vanishes, a pile of cars and debris is sent flying at Manchester] 

  Manchester Black : Holy sh... Where did he go? Where did he freaking go?

  Superman : Orbit. He went into orbit at Mach 7.

• Coldcast : [hearing Superman's voice]  Nothing could have... that was like fifteen suns exploding in his face...

• Coldcast : I call kneecaps.

  The Hat : Spine.

  Menagerie : Other.

• Superman : Hat, form a perimeter. Coldcast, can you absorb energy or just project it?

  Coldcast : Hell's yes. If I can get that sucker before he gets me.

  Manchester Black : Oi. You can't boss my team.

• Coldcast : [to Pokolistani Soldiers]  They have microwave popcorn in your terror-ass country?

• Menagerie : [looking at Superman]  Even with his ass kicked, it's still a fine ass.

  Coldcast : Remember who kicked it, baby.