Superman vs. The Elite (2012 Video)

Andrew Kishino: The Hat, Superior Officer, Robber 2

Quotes 

• The Hat : Hang tight! Everyone knows Superman can't do magic!

  [flies into the whirlwind] 

  The Hat : Here's a little ancient Chinese secret...

  [starts to choke] 

  Coldcast : How? He's shielded by magic...!

  Manchester Black : Mate, that wind is clocking in at five hundred miles a minute! His body may not be taking any hits, but his lungs've collapsed from the vacuum!

• Menagerie : OW! Something bit me!

  [sees a Superman dart] 

  Manchester Black : Bit you?

  [Menagerie collapses, all her alien beings crawl out of her] 

  Coldcast : PAM! DO SOMETHING!

  Manchester Black : Do what? He's poisoned her suit, the buggers want out!

  The Hat : He was supposed to be dead...

  [Menagerie is suddenly silent] 

  Coldcast : She's not breating! Damnit, Chester!

  The Hat : She's dead...

  Manchester Black : Bugger me! He's playing it OUR way!

• Menagerie : You got terrorist on you.

  The Hat : Ick.

  [flicks blood off his coat] 

• Coldcast : I call kneecaps.

  The Hat : Spine.

  Menagerie : Other.

• The Hat : I'm getting a tight sphincter here, Chester...

  Manchester Black : Shut your gob!