The Internship (2013)
Dylan O'Brien: Stuart
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Quotes
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Billy McMahon : That being said, if you want something cold to drink, we'll hook you up.
Stuart : I'm ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.
Billy McMahon : I'm your Bill Holden in Stalag 17.
Stuart : I don't even... I really don't get that reference.
Billy McMahon : Google it.
Stuart : Alright...
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Billy McMahon : Whoa, guys, where's all this hostility coming from?
Stuart : Where do you think it's coming from, you big tree. Two fifths of our team is made up of two old guys who don't know shit.
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Billy McMahon : Great big world out there, my friend. Just three inches up, I beg you.
Stuart : [Notices the topless waitress] Oh... wow.
[Waitress deep throats Stuarts finger]
Stuart : Holy... shit, that's deep.
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Stuart : Quick interjection: When you keep saying 'on the line,' you do mean online?
Nick Campbell : Stuart. Don't do that. You don't do that to a man. He's got a million-dollar idea right here.
Stuart : A billion-dollar idea?
Nick Campbell : Even better. Let him flow!
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Billy McMahon : This reminds me of a little girl from a steel town who had the dream to dance. She had to strip down to nothing, she had to sit in that chair and arch her back and she reached up and pulled that chain to nowhere and doused herself with water!
Stuart : Flashdance? You're talking about the movie from the '80's?
Billy McMahon : You're damn right I am!
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Mr. Chetty : While internally dogfooding a new product, a number of Googlers reported a bug that disabled their audio. All two million lines of that code are in the source files. Your job: find the bug.
Yo-Yo Santos : Scan the logs for any red flags.
Stuart : See what exceptions were thrown.
Lyle : I always start by drawing up strategies to sift through the code.
Billy McMahon : [to Nick] Code, right? Code, right? Codes...
Nick Campbell : Uh...
Billy McMahon : [to all] So at the end of the day, we're looking to kind of break the password here, right? Maybe the answer's in the question. Maybe it's something with bug.
Nick Campbell : Eureka.
Billy McMahon : Bug like fly. The Fly... Is Chetty a cinephile?
Nick Campbell : Goldblum.
Billy McMahon : Goldblum!
Nick Campbell : Boggles my mind that no one has a notebook out. You guys are focused on writing this gibberish. Maybe that's helpful, maybe it's not, but I guarantee you what we're saying is helpful.
Lyle : Guys, we're looking for a bug, not a password. They're different things.
Nick Campbell : [to Billy] Keep going with that human connection...
