30 Rock (TV Series)

Alexis Goodlooking and the Case of the Missing Whisky (2012)

Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy

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• Jack Donaghy : Kenneth, since you've left the page program, finding you a new position here has been one of the most difficult challenges of my career. And I'm including making it through the '80s without having sex with Belinda Carlisle.

  Kenneth Parcell : I know, sir. But I just can't work in ad sales. We have far too many sponsors that make housework easier for women.

• Kenneth Parcell : That's awfully paranoid.

  Jack Donaghy : Exactly. "Paranoid," from the Greek "para" meaning "beside," and "noid," which is some sort of a... pizza demon? No, that can't be right.

• Kenneth Parcell : He's trying to get me fired. What do I do? Pray for a body switch mix-up so we can see the world from each other's perspectives?

  Jack Donaghy : No. You destroy him. With this. I did some research. And unlike what he wrote on his application, Bradley never graduated from Syracuse. He's four credits shy of a degree in bro studies. You slip this transcript under your manager's door, and he's fired.