30 Rock (TV Series)

Standards and Practices (2012)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon

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Quotes 

• Liz Lemon : Kenneth, you can do this job, and I do respect you.

  Kenneth Parcell : Then wash my feet with your hair.

  Liz Lemon : No! But I did completely rewrite the show. We're not even using the word "dingbat," Mr. Parcell.

  Kenneth Parcell : A Parcell man has never been called "mister" outside of an execution chamber.

• Liz Lemon : Do you have a second, Kenneth?

  Kenneth Parcell : [nervously]  No, there's only one of me... What? What are you asking?