Archer (TV Series)
Crossing Over (2012)
Amber Nash: Pam Poovey
Quotes
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Sterling Archer : Where'd you learn all that stuff?
Pam Poovey : You know I grew up on a farm, right?
Sterling Archer : Really hoping that's not relevant.
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Pam Poovey : But this time, get in there! All you've been doin' is giving one side hell!
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Sterling Archer : Who hunts dogs?
Pam Poovey : [off camera] Orientals, duh!
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Pam Poovey : That's 150 gallons... of Pam's hot, dirty, ball-slappiney...
Sterling Archer : Ohhhh, god!
Pam Poovey : Come at me, bro!
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[last lines]
Sterling Archer : ...I was here...
Sterling Archer : [drinks] ... half drunk and having amazing sex.
Pam Poovey : Well, I wouldn't say amazing.
[pause]
Pam Poovey : What? Come on, you were pushin' rope!
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Sterling Archer : Did we lose some people?
Pam Poovey : Lana and Cyril bailed! Trifling bitches! Here! Unless you're a trifling bitch too!
[hands Archer a metal Thermos, he drinks]
Sterling Archer : Oh! Agh! What did I just put inside me?
Pam Poovey : Green Russians! It's absinthe and...
[they notice a stripper]
Pam Poovey : milk. Sweet shitsnacks! Look at those!
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Sterling Archer : [outside the bathroom] So, uh, hey, hi, I'm, uh, Sterling Archer. You- you may remember me from the strip club and hopefully also from what was hands down the most incredible sex that I've personally ever had. Uh... hello? Oh right, so, uh, I know, uh, we had an- an implied oral agreement about heroin, but...
[Archer opens the bathroom door]
Pam Poovey : Heroin?
Sterling Archer : What-?
Pam Poovey : [on the toilet] That's the last freakin' thing I need!
Pam Poovey : [straining] I'm bound up tighter'n Dick's hat band.
Sterling Archer : Oh no, no, no, not- Wait... were you? Did- did we...?
Pam Poovey : Yeah, we did it and you loved it!
Sterling Archer : [weakly] No, that's not... I can't...
[Archer passes out. Pam strains out a fart]
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Pam Poovey : You make me sound like some kind of chupacabra, but for dicks.