- Land of the Remembered Captain: You know, I've been down here for years awaiting my beloved honey bunny.
- Land of the Remembered Captain's Wife: [older ugly woman appears] Hi honey!
- Land of the Remembered Captain: AH! TOO SOON!
- Joaquin: Hey, Chakal! Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
- Bandit: 'Cause no one's that big, man.
- La Muerte: The world keeps spinning, and the tales keep turning, and people come and people go, but they're never forgotten. And the one truth we know, it held true one more time... That love, true love, the really, really good kind of love never dies.
- Manolo: I know about the wager. Xibalba cheated!
- La Muerte: He did what?
- Manolo: Yeah! With a two-headed snake!
- [La Muerte starts to boil with rage]
- Candle Maker: [to Manolo, Carmen and Luis] You might wanna cover your ears right now.
- La Muerte: [yelling with rage as her candles brightens the Land of the Forgotten] XIIIII... BAAAAL... BAAAAAAAA!
- Carlos Sanchez: All of the Sanchezes have been bullfighters. All of them.
- Grandma: I was a beast in the ring. A beast!
- Carlos Sanchez: All of these families have lost someone, but as long as we remember them, we can feel their presence with us for one night each year.
- Carlos Sanchez: Just be still, and you can feel it. Your mother is here, along with all of our ancestors. As long as we remember them, they are with us; the moment we forget them, they are truly gone.