- Deadpool: See? Once again our explosive personality wins the day!
- Yellow Bubble: High five!
- White Bubble: No high fives. We're voices in our head.
- Chance White: Meet my personal guard. He's bigger than you, badder than you, and his purpose is to eat little shits like you for breakfast!
- Deadpool: He eats shit for breakfast?
- Deadpool: Phew! That's what happens when you mix C4 with a bean burrito. Now be honest... I'm not the only one with a little bit of shit in their pants right now, am I?
- Wolverine: What were you doing over there?
- Deadpool: Just a little surprise for our player.
- Wolverine: What? Whatever. We gotta move. We need everybody on this one if we're gonna stop Sinister. That means you, too.
- Deadpool: Yeah, duh. It's *my* game!
- Wolverine: Game? This is serious! Quit scratching your ass, bub, and get into the fight!
- Deadpool: Ha ha, he said, "assbub."
- Deadpool: What? He said no? That was our chance to be in our own video game!
- White Bubble: Maybe we shouldn't have written the proposal in crayon.
- Deadpool: [after killing two enemies in a bathroom stall] I can't think of any good dick jokes! Ah, what a wasted opportunity.
- Deadpool: Hey, isn't that Gambit? What the heck is he doing here?
- White Bubble: Trying to muscle in on our action. What a card!
- Cable: [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert] Idiot! You killed another clone!
- Deadpool: [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert] Shut it, Summers! Are you texting from the future?
- Cable: [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert] Yes! Don't believe me? Check the label on his back!
- Deadpool: [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert] It says, "Made in China. Machine wash. Cold only."
- Cable: [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert] The *other* label.
- Deadpool: [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert] Uuuugh! This is another goddamn clone!
- Cable: [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert] You also completely forgot to rescue Rogue! By the way, she's about to be tortured and killed by Blockbuster in some kind of arena.
- Deadpool: [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert]
- [howling]
- Deadpool: Shit!
- Yellow Bubble: Yowza! Rogue is MESSED UP.
- White Bubble: She needs to absorb our healing factor through... skin contact
- Yellow Bubble: YESSSS!
- Deadpool: Rogue. There's no time to explain, but we've gotta suck face like there's no tomorrow.
- Deadpool: [Rogue slaps him] Ohh, I'll be gentle little darling
- Deadpool: [Rogue grabs him and pulls him offscreen] HEY!
- Yellow Bubble: [kissing noises are heard] HOLY SHIT!
- White Bubble: Is that even legal?
- Deadpool: [Still offscreen] Rogue! Baby! You're sucking too much of my... uhhh!
- White Bubble: OHHH, MY!
- Deadpool: [after sneakily killing an enemy with his swords; with a French accent] I like to think of myself as an artist.