Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

The Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Fuck-ups: Part 3 (2012)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Douchey McNitpick

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : [acknowledging that the floor in "Pee-wee's Playhouse" actually talked]  Now because of this, a lot of people have been accusing me of being an anti-ground-ite. Well let me tell you something, I have nothing against hard-working floors! Sure, they're taken for granted, sure, we walk over them all the time, but that doesn't mean they don't have feelings, too. Many of my good friends are floors! In fact, I have a good relationship with my floor here.

  [gestures toward the floor] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Isn't that right, Howard?

  [a gunshot is heard and the Critic ducks to avoid it] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Apparently floors can fire guns. I did not know that.

  [looks back down at the floor again] 

  Nostalgia Critic : How are you holding that thing, anyway?

  [another shot is fired and the Critic ducks again] 

• [the Critic had just acknowledged how bad his Let's Play video of "Bart's Nightmare" was] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Really, guys, don't worry. I know you're gonna love my Let's Play of "Luigi's Mansion"!

  [suddenly, he ducks to avoid a lot of gunfire] 

  Nostalgia Critic : ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! NEVER AGAIN!

• Nostalgia Critic : You know, it just hit me. Why don't you come on as a fact checker?

  Douchey McNitpick : NOOOOOOOOOOO!

  Nostalgia Critic : Why not?

  Douchey McNitpick : Because then I couldn't complain about it.