- Nostalgia Critic: Don't you just love early CGI technology that tries to look hip, but instead gives you diarrhea of fear?
- Professor Keenbean: [With a mouth full of food] My inventions!
- Nostalgia Critic: What?
- [the line is repeated]
- Nostalgia Critic: Mayan vengeance?
- [the line is repeated]
- Nostalgia Critic: Mighty pensions?
- [the line is repeated]
- Nostalgia Critic: Ma's infections?
- [the line is repeated]
- Nostalgia Critic: Marty's steakhouse?
- [the line is repeated]
- Nostalgia Critic: CHEEEW!
- Nostalgia Critic: The token black kid, the token fat kid, the token cool kid, and the token girl... kid.
- [when the kids enter a room in the mansion that is a McDonald's restaurant]
- Nostalgia Critic: I believe that's bad screenwriting for "Insert your plug here."
- [the screen fades to black for a commercial]
- Nostalgia Critic: No, goddamn it!