"Nostalgia Critic" Starchaser: The Legend of Orin (TV Episode 2012) - Bennett White as Bennett the Sage

Nostalgia Critic : Oh, hi, Boba Fett.

Bennett the Sage : Nope.

Nostalgia Critic : [character takes off her helmet] Oh hi, Leia.
Nostalgia Critic : Wait, wait, wait, wait... This movie has fans?

Bennett the Sage : Yeah. In fact, just recently it's been announced that plans are being made for a live-action remake.

Nostalgia Critic : They did that; it was called STAR WARS!
Nostalgia Critic : Sage, what's that?

Bennett the Sage : Hell if I know.

Nostalgia Critic : It looks like it crawled out of the asshole of H.R. Geiger's nightmare.

Bennett the Sage : Nooooo, this looks like it crawled out of the asshole of H.R. Geiger's nightmare.

[cut to a robot monster with bugged-out eyes; scary music plays]

Bennett the Sage : It's the eyes, isn't it?

Nostalgia Critic : The eyes! What's up with the eyes?
Nostalgia Critic : The things you review aren't well... you aren't well! I don't wanna watch some cop with grenades tied to his pubes or something!

Bennett the Sage : Oh Critic, have a little more faith in me than that. If I were to show you something from my... personal collection, it might very well kill you. And if you died, well... I'd have nobody to play with.

[flashes a slasher smile]
Nostalgia Critic : It looks kinda stupid and silly, but not awful. No, I'm not afraid!

Bennett the Sage : Oh, you will be.

Bennett White: Bennett the Sage