- Jen Clark: Naomi?
- Naomi Clark: Go away, Jen.
- Jen Clark: Have you seen Preston?
- Naomi Clark: No, I was certain you'd stolen him from me already.
- Jen Clark: I don't steal things, I earn them.
- Naomi Clark: Oh, really? Like you "earned" Ethan and like you "earned" Liam? I'm not gonna let you steal another guy from me. PJ is mine so back the hell off!
- Jen Clark: I can't even first of all, believe that you would bring up those names. We have both made mistakes.
- Naomi Clark: We've made mistakes? No no no no! YOU'VE made mistakes and I'm tired of dealing with them! Are you jealous of me or something?
- Jen Clark: Jealous?
- [chuckles]
- Jen Clark: As far as I can see, you are the same vapid, narcissistic, self-aggrandizing bitch as you have ever been! I don't know what on earth I would be jealous of you for!
- Naomi Clark: Maybe the fact that I'm actually making something of myself and you're still an aging single mother without a friend, without love or even sex in her life!
- Jen Clark: Oh! I cannot believe you would just go there!
- [Jen and Naomi both fall in a mud pit and start wrestling each other. As they do a crowd forms and watches them wrestle and cover themselves in mud]
- Annie Wilson: What are you doing? Stop it!
- [Two guys knock Annie into the mud pit. She is now all covered in mud. She stands up infuriated]
- Annie Wilson: Oh, my god, that is it! I am so done with your stupid fight over PJ! You guys are acting like you're 12! When are you gonna grow the hell up?
- [she spits out mud]
- Annie Wilson: I wish he was here right now so he could see this and see how crazy the both of you are!
- Naomi Clark: What are you talking about? Where is he?
- Annie Wilson: He went to Napa on the helicopter an hour ago!