The Cinema Snob (TV Series)

Criminally Insane (2012)

Brad Jones: Cinema Snob

Quotes 

• [on the opening credits to "Criminally Insane"] 

  Cinema Snob : It's starting to look less like blood, and more like a clown came on the film.

• Cinema Snob : Ethel, what are you doing? You killed your grocery store supplier! Now the only person to bring you food is this guy!

  [still frame of Ronald McDonald] 

  Cinema Snob : And he might rape your children!

• [Rosalie's pimp boyfriend slaps her at regular speed, and again in a slo-mo shot] 

  Cinema Snob : Thank you for showing me that in a slow motion instant replay! I was questioning whether or not this guy was a dick!

• Dr. Gerard : Your granddaughter's case is a very strange one, Mrs. Janowski. Severe paranoid manifestations, long days of depression, violent outbursts...

  Cinema Snob : Oooh, she's being diagnosed as a cinema snob.

• Cinema Snob : Wait a minute. I think I know what this movie is missing now.

  [the theme from "That Girl" plays as Ethel Janowski runs through the cemetery in a long, flowing red dress] 

  Cinema Snob : Heh-Heh! Swingin'.