Men in Black: International (2019)

Kumail Nanjiani: Pawny

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• Agent H : You've never been in love, have you? I'm not making fun. I'm genuinely asking. You've never once abandoned logic for passion?

  Agent M : Heh. No, I haven't. Passion is unstable, and logic is constant. Yeah. Physical attraction is nothing more than chemical reactions in your brain. Can't trust them. They're not real.

  Agent H : Isn't the whole universe a chemical reaction? Pretty sure you can trust that. Feels pretty real.

  Pawny : That's actually kind of deep.

• Agent H : So, uh, it's Molly, huh?

  Agent M : You're not supposed to know that.

  Agent H : Well, too late. I know it now. Guess that it's only fair that you know mine.

  Agent M : I don't wanna know.

  Agent H : I'm gonna tell you.

  Agent M : Okay.

  Agent H : You ready? Horatio.

  Agent M : It is not.

  Agent H : It's not. It's Henry.

  Agent M : Yeah, you look like a Henry.

  Agent H : Good. It's all I got.

  Pawny : I'm Steve.

  Agent M : Steve? I thought you said pawns don't have names.

  Agent H : We don't. I was just feeling left out.

  Agent M : Oh, Steve.