My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1 (2012)

Ashleigh Ball: Applejack, Rainbow Dash

Quotes 

• Fluttershy : Um, Twilight? Are you okay?

  Twilight Sparkle : Sorry, it's just that Shining Armor and I have always been so close. He's my B.B.B.F.F!

  [questioning looks from others] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Big Brother Best Friend Forever?

  Applejack , Pinkie Pie , Rainbow Dash , Fluttershy , Rarity , Spike : [they look at each other]  Ohhh!

  Twilight Sparkle : Before I came here and learned the importance of friendship, Shining Armor was the only pony I really accepted as a friend.

• Princess Celestia : [at the wedding rehearsal]  Perfect, girls. No need to rush! Then of course, Cadance will enter.

  [long pause while she does] 

  Princess Celestia : I'll say a few words, and then we'll begin with the vows. Shining Armor, you'll get the ring from your Best Mare.

  Spike : [pan to Spike, who instead of holding the ring pillow is playing with the cake topper figures again; deep voice]  Do you?

  [high voice] 

  Spike : I do!

  Shining Armor : Hey... has anypony seen Twilight?

  Twilight Sparkle : [bursts into the room]  I'm here! I'm not gonna stand next to her. And neither should you!

  Shining Armor : [nervously, to everyone in the room and Cadence]  I'm sorry, I don't, I don't know why she's acting like this.

  Princess Cadence : [coldly]  Maybe we should just ignore her.

  Twilight Sparkle : You have to listen to me!

  Fluttershy : Oh goodness! Are you okay?

  Twilight Sparkle : I'm fine.

  Applejack : Ya sure about that?

  Twilight Sparkle : [Twilight pulls Applejack's hat down over her eyes and marches closer to the betrothed couple, pointing an angry hoof at them]  I've got something to say! She's *evil*!

  [concerned chatter from everypony, and the guards at the door make an inaudible comment to each other] 

  Twilight Sparkle : She's been horrible to my friends, she's obviously done something to her bridesmaids, and if that wasn't enough, I saw her put a spell on my brother that made his eyes go all _!

  [she makes a "crazy" head gesture with her eyes rolling around] 

  Princess Cadence : [everyone else in the room looks at Twilight expectantly; Twilight gets up in Cadence's face and glares at her in a "Your move" grin. Cadence starts to cry]  Why are you doing this to me?

  Twilight Sparkle : [Cadence runs out the door]  Because you're evil!

  [Twilight teleports to the doorway after Cadence has run through it] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Evil! And if I don't stop you you're gonna ruin my brother's life!

  [Rainbow Dash and Rarity share an awkward glance, Twilight turns around smugly with her eyes closed and walks right into her brother] 

  Shining Armor : You want to know why my eyes went all _?

  [makes the "crazy" rolling eyes gesture; gets dizzy] 

  Shining Armor : Nuh! Because ever since I started having to perform my protection spell, I've been getting terrible migraines. Cadence hasn't been casting spells on me, she's been using her magic to *heal* me! And she decided to replace her bridesmaids because she found out the only reason they wanted to be in the wedding was so that they could meet Canterlot royalty! And if she hasn't been on her best behavior with your friends, it's because with me being so busy, she's had to make all the decisions about the wedding!

  Twilight Sparkle : I was just trying to...

  Shining Armor : She's been completely stressed out because it's really important to her that her big day be perfect! Something that obviously wasn't important to *you*.

  [gasps, has another small headache, starts to walk out] 

  Shining Armor : Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and comfort my bride. And you can forget about being my best mare. In fact, if I were you, I wouldn't show up to the wedding at all.

  Applejack : [Twilight sits dejected]  C'mon, y'all. Let's go check on the princess.

  [they all pass her on their way out] 

  Twilight Sparkle : [Princess Celestia follows them with a stern look on her face]  I was...

  Princess Celestia : [icily]  You have a lot to think about.

  [She leaves with the guards and they slam the doors behind them] 

  Twilight Sparkle : [to herself]  Maybe I was being overprotective. I could've gained a sister. But instead... I just lost a brother.

• Twilight Sparkle : [singing]  When I was just a filly, I found it rather silly/To see how many other ponies I could meet/I had my books to read, didn't know that I would ever need/Other ponies to make my life complete.

  Twilight Sparkle : But there was one colt that I cared for/I knew he would be there for me/My big brother, best friend forever!/Like two peas in a pod, we did everything together.

  Twilight Sparkle : He taught me how to fly a kite

  [backup: Best friend forever!] 

  Twilight Sparkle : /We never had a single fight

  [backup: We did everything together!] 

  Twilight Sparkle : /We shared our hopes, we shared our dreams/I miss him more than I realized, it seems...

  Pinkie Pie , Applejack , Rainbow Dash , Fluttershy , Rarity : Your big brother, best friend forever/Like two peas in a pod, you did everything together.

  Twilight Sparkle : And though he's, oh, so far away/I hoped that he would stay/My big brother best friend/Forever... Forever...

• Rarity : [Twilight has been talking to her friends about her concerns about Cadence's behavior]  The princess is about to get married. I'm sure any negative behavior she might be displaying is simply the result of nerves.

  Twilight Sparkle : And *I'm* sure it's the result of being an awful pony who doesn't deserve to even know Shining Armor let alone marry him!

  Applejack : Think maybe you're being just a tiny bit possessive of your brother?

  [the others agree with "Uh-huh"] 

  Twilight Sparkle : I am *not* being possessive, and I am *not* taking it out on Cadance! You're all just too caught up in your wedding planning to notice that maybe there shouldn't even *be* a wedding!

• Princess Luna : [after seeing Cadence cast an evil-looking spell on Shining Armor, Twilight runs underneath Princess Luna's watch tower]  Who goes there? Stay indoors, Twilight Sparkle.

  Twilight Sparkle : [to her friends, inside]  Shining Armor's in real trouble! You have to help-

  [they are chattering about their dresses] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Dresses? What are you-?

  Fluttershy : Can you believe it? We're gonna be Princess Mi Amore Cadenza's new bridesmaids!

  Twilight Sparkle : "New" bridesmaids? What happened to her "old" bridesmaids?

  Applejack : She didn't say. But she did tell us that she would love love *love* it if we'd fill in for them.

  Rarity : Seeing as we've been working so hard and everything.

  Applejack : And you had your doubts about her.

  Rarity : Told you she was an absolute gem!

  Rainbow Dash : [fiddling with her dress]  You sure this is what I should wear? Doesn't seem all that aerodynamic.

  Rarity : Ehm - I'll see what I can do.

  [they walk out of the room, more excited chatter from those remaining] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Looks like I really am on my own.

• Applejack : Your brother's getting married? Congratulations, Twilight, that's great news!

  Twilight Sparkle : Yeah, *great* news. That I just got from a *wedding invitation*! Not from my brother, but from a piece of paper! Thanks a lot, Shining Armor. I mean, really, he couldn't tell me personally?

  [puppeting a sandwich as Shining Armor] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Hey, Twilight, just thought you should know I'm making a really big decision that changes everything. Oh, never mind, you'll hear about it when you get the invitation.

  [normal] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Princess Mi Amore Cadenza? Who in the hoof is that?

  [snorts]