Casting Couch (I) (2013)

Paul A. Storiale: Parker

Quotes 

• [the all-white group wonders which among them might be willing to venture beyond his own ethnicity] 

  Austin : Yeah. Sure, why not? I'll bite the bullet.

  Parker : Well, that's certainly kind of you. "Bite the bullet?" We're trying to be as politically correct and considerate as possible in this project.

  Austin : I've always wanted to bang an Asian chick.

• Austin : Nothing is more attractive than a girl who can't walk good.

  Parker : Or a guy who can't speak well.