Casting Couch (I) (2013)

Robert Mitchell: Ross

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Quotes 

• Austin : I fucking... LOVE it.

  Ross : I don't know how I feel about it.

  Austin : That's because you think with your head too much, man. Use your cock and balls like the rest of us.

• Ross : Do we get an IMDb credit for writing a fake movie?

• Amber : I brought a surprise for Jenny.

  Katie : What?

  Amber : A whole bag of dildos!

  Ross : No one said the script was award-worthy.

• Ross : What's on her resume?

  Justin : [checking]  Yeah, I think she's a porn star.

  Chase Lockwood : I knew it.

  Ben : How can you tell?

  Justin : She was the lead in "Fuck My Butt" 3, 4 and 5.

• Ross : She had a lot of air upstairs.

  Austin : Yeah, I don't even think she'll know what's goin' on.

  Justin : Exactly - and she seems like the type of girl who would let me throw a piece of bologna at her base ass.

  Chase Lockwood : My balona has a first name.