Casting Couch (I) (2013)

Adam Loyd: Austin

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• Austin : I fucking... LOVE it.

  Ross : I don't know how I feel about it.

  Austin : That's because you think with your head too much, man. Use your cock and balls like the rest of us.

• Austin : I don't write homos... anymore.

• [the all-white group wonders which among them might be willing to venture beyond his own ethnicity] 

  Austin : Yeah. Sure, why not? I'll bite the bullet.

  Parker : Well, that's certainly kind of you. "Bite the bullet?" We're trying to be as politically correct and considerate as possible in this project.

  Austin : I've always wanted to bang an Asian chick.

• Austin : Nothing is more attractive than a girl who can't walk good.

  Parker : Or a guy who can't speak well.

• Ross : She had a lot of air upstairs.

  Austin : Yeah, I don't even think she'll know what's goin' on.

  Justin : Exactly - and she seems like the type of girl who would let me throw a piece of bologna at her base ass.

  Chase Lockwood : My balona has a first name.