Lewis Lovhaug: Linkara

Quotes 

• Batman : You... witch!

  Linkara : What, you have no problem exploiting the female body to bend over and show off underwear at every opportunity, but suddenly "bitch" is too much? For crying out loud, I don't say some of the more colorful four-letter words around here, but I'll still say "bitch"!

• Linkara : When we last left off with "Catwoman: Guardian of Boobs", we had an Elseworlds tale, all about Catwoman and Batman switching places, only not really, because Batman was a murderous asshole instead of just a thief like Catwoman was, so not much point in that. Also, Two-Face was a woman with a lamer backstory, and if you thought for a second that it would contribute to the story, continue to enjoy your land of make-believe, where things have a point, instead of just being irritating filler. Batman cuts off his own glove and hurt himself, because he was kind of a moron, which somehow sends Catwoman off the edge of a building. So, let's dig into "Catwoman: Guardian of Gotham #2" and see just how much dumber this story can get.