- MarzGurl: Look, if we're going to restore normality to this "Previously On..." segment, we need to throw in an unexpected plot twist and make it an entirely new episode.
- Ralph Oancitizen: There's only one way to do that: An unexpected cameo!
- JesuOtaku: I'm unexpected!
- Batman: You... witch!
- Linkara: What, you have no problem exploiting the female body to bend over and show off underwear at every opportunity, but suddenly "bitch" is too much? For crying out loud, I don't say some of the more colorful four-letter words around here, but I'll still say "bitch"!
- Ralph Oancitizen: [talking on the phone to MarzGurl] No, no, no, no, you don't understand! People are sick to death of crossovers and cameos. If Linkara does one now... it could be the death of us all!
- MarzGurl: But people always love the "Previously On" segments! If he doesn't do one, there will be rioting in the comments!
- Phelous: [also talking on the phone] He has to stop now! If he doesn't, people will start thinking crossovers aren't any good!
- Ralph Oancitizen: Wait. Phelous? How are you in this call?
- Phelous: My segments keep getting interrupted, and I will not let it happen again!
- Linkara: When we last left off with "Catwoman: Guardian of Boobs", we had an Elseworlds tale, all about Catwoman and Batman switching places, only not really, because Batman was a murderous asshole instead of just a thief like Catwoman was, so not much point in that. Also, Two-Face was a woman with a lamer backstory, and if you thought for a second that it would contribute to the story, continue to enjoy your land of make-believe, where things have a point, instead of just being irritating filler. Batman cuts off his own glove and hurt himself, because he was kind of a moron, which somehow sends Catwoman off the edge of a building. So, let's dig into "Catwoman: Guardian of Gotham #2" and see just how much dumber this story can get.