- Gintoki Sakata: Don't act as if a birth was a miracle of magic, all you did was fuck like rabbits and make a baby.
- Shinpachi Shimura: No one's gonna put that on their greeting card!
- [Kagura drops off three Valentine gifts from Tae, Tsukoyo and Sarutobi]
- Gintoki Sakata: Shinpachi... we've received four Valentines.
- Shinpachi Shimura: That's my final answer.
- Shinsuke Takasugi: [card] I shall be destroying new things this year!
- Gintoki Sakata: Is this a New Year's greeting or a declaration of war?
- [Kagura hides her Valentines gift]
- Gintoki Sakata: Kagura, why are you fidgeting? Don't tell me... you need to poop, right? You better run, constipation is bad for beauty.
- [Kagura gets mad]