The Office (TV Series)
Work Bus (2012)
Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute
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Quotes
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Jim Halpert : Side effects of EMF include headaches.
Dwight Schrute : Had them all my life.
Jim Halpert : Breast pain.
Dwight Schrute : [Pointing to his chest] No knobbies, no probbies. Nice try Jim.
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Dwight Schrute : [Toby uses tester on wall as Erin marks wall with red tape X] Oh, god.
Phyllis Vance : What's going on?
Dwight Schrute : Nothing! Nothing is going on. Keep moving, please.
Stanley Hudson : What's he measuring?
Dwight Schrute : Okay, excuse me. I am the landlord. This is between me and the management, no one else. Please.
Toby Flenderson : It's an EMF hotspot.
Phyllis Vance : [Gasps] Oh my god!
Oscar Martinez : It stands for electromagnetic field, generally caused by a concentration of wiring in one area
[Erin marks red tape X on the floor]
Oscar Martinez : especially if they're poorly insulated. Dwight.
Andy Bernard : Um, Okay I'm just walking into this. Am I to understand there is a bee hive in the wall?
Toby Flenderson : You think I have a machine for measuring bee hives?
Andy Bernard : I was just asking a question, Toby. How are you not murdered every hour?
Stanley Hudson : Well I'm not getting paid to work in a microwave oven.
Dwight Schrute : Okay, listen. Everything here is up to code.
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Jim Halpert : Dwight? Why are you such a jerk? I am triying to do something for my wife, and you keep...
Dwight Schrute : I'm barren, Jim.
Jim Halpert : What?
Dwight Schrute : My trouser hives are void of honey. I had congress with Angela, and the child that she bore did not issue from my loins. Thought I would be a father, and instead I am eunuch neutered by my own building.
Jim Halpert : Is this about the popcorn, or the X on the ceiling? Dwight, that was a prank.
Dwight Schrute : You mean you flooded my building with dangerous electromagnetic radiation as a prank?
Jim Halpert : No
Dwight Schrute : That's genius. That's the best prank you've ever done.
Jim Halpert : I'll take it.