The Office (TV Series)
Work Bus (2012)
John Krasinski: Jim Halpert
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Quotes
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Jim Halpert : Side effects of EMF include headaches.
Dwight Schrute : Had them all my life.
Jim Halpert : Breast pain.
Dwight Schrute : [Pointing to his chest] No knobbies, no probbies. Nice try Jim.
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Jim Halpert : Dwight? Why are you such a jerk? I am triying to do something for my wife, and you keep...
Dwight Schrute : I'm barren, Jim.
Jim Halpert : What?
Dwight Schrute : My trouser hives are void of honey. I had congress with Angela, and the child that she bore did not issue from my loins. Thought I would be a father, and instead I am eunuch neutered by my own building.
Jim Halpert : Is this about the popcorn, or the X on the ceiling? Dwight, that was a prank.
Dwight Schrute : You mean you flooded my building with dangerous electromagnetic radiation as a prank?
Jim Halpert : No
Dwight Schrute : That's genius. That's the best prank you've ever done.
Jim Halpert : I'll take it.