The Office (TV Series)
Work Bus (2012)
Oscar Nuñez: Oscar Martinez
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Quotes
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Dwight Schrute : [Toby uses tester on wall as Erin marks wall with red tape X] Oh, god.
Phyllis Vance : What's going on?
Dwight Schrute : Nothing! Nothing is going on. Keep moving, please.
Stanley Hudson : What's he measuring?
Dwight Schrute : Okay, excuse me. I am the landlord. This is between me and the management, no one else. Please.
Toby Flenderson : It's an EMF hotspot.
Phyllis Vance : [Gasps] Oh my god!
Oscar Martinez : It stands for electromagnetic field, generally caused by a concentration of wiring in one area
[Erin marks red tape X on the floor]
Oscar Martinez : especially if they're poorly insulated. Dwight.
Andy Bernard : Um, Okay I'm just walking into this. Am I to understand there is a bee hive in the wall?
Toby Flenderson : You think I have a machine for measuring bee hives?
Andy Bernard : I was just asking a question, Toby. How are you not murdered every hour?
Stanley Hudson : Well I'm not getting paid to work in a microwave oven.
Dwight Schrute : Okay, listen. Everything here is up to code.
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Kevin Malone : I insult you, Oscar.
Oscar Martinez : What?
Kevin Malone : I insult you. To your face.
Oscar Martinez : I don't know what you're talking about.
Kevin Malone : Then why don't you do something about it?
Oscar Martinez : Kevin, are you trying to get me to hit you in the face with my pie?
Kevin Malone : You don't have the guts. You stupid. Dumb. Doo-Doo face.
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Kevin Malone : That's only 20 minutes from now. The pie shop is 13 miles away. So at 55 miles an hour, that just gives us 5 minutes to spare.
Angela Martin-Lipton : So wait, when pies are involved you can suddenly do math in your head?
Oscar Martinez : Hold on, Kevin. How much is 19154 pies divided by 61 pies?
Kevin Malone : 314 pies.
Oscar Martinez : What if it were salads?
Kevin Malone : Well... it's the... carry the 4... it doesn't work.