Noah Welch: The Cruel Boy

Quotes 

• The Cruel Boy : You know how the Persians used to execute people? They'd tie you to a boat, naked, with your arms and legs sticking out, and they made you eat milk and honey until you got diarrhea, and then they took the honey and rubbed it on you so bugs would come and, like, bite you and sting you. And you'd just, like, float, with the sun beating down on you, and the boat would fill up with your shit and the bugs would lay eggs in your skin. And you'd, like, just go crazy. It took one guy seventeen days to die that way. They called it "the boats."... What are you writing?

  The Sad Boy : Nothing.