- Irving: Hello, Candice. Are Phineas and Ferb here?
- Candace: Yes.
- [Candace closes the door on Irving, he knocks, Candace opens the door]
- Candace: Yes?
- Irving: Can I see them?
- Candace: Probably not from there.
- [Candace closes the door again, Irving knocks, Candace opens the door]
- Irving: I would like to visit with my friends, Phineas and Ferb. Could I please come in?
- Candace: Well, why didn't you say so?
- Phineas: They're wasting their time in that swampy marsh. Everyone knows crocodiles head for the sewers.
- Norm: [within the 'That's the Norm' situation comedy] Space is cold and unforgiving - like my father.
- [studio audience laugh track plays]
- Announcer: That's right, kids. It's new deliciously carbonated Meap Goulash - the goulash with foam - featuring Quasar Pork Rolls, Black Hole Ham Hunks, Death Ray Beef segments, Spaceship Tofu, and Blue Chimpanzee DNA replica helix marshmallows.
- Announcer: New Meap Carbonated Goulash comes with everything you see here, except the bowl. Batteries not included.
- Roger: Well, Nibbles, looks like you're caught like a rat in a trap. And you'll have plenty of time to gnaw on that in the state prison. And you'll be a rat in a... you'll... Well, you know what? I'm out of rat metaphors.
- Ray Liotta: Our web monitors tell us that Dr. Doofenshmirtz has been frequenting websites and blogs dedicated to chickens and chicken-related jokes. We don't know WHAT that means, but it's gotta be something foul.
- Damsel: Oh, no! Dr. Baljeet, who are they?
- Baljeet: Just some old friends in post-apocalyptic battle gear.
- Buford: Who puts tofu in lasagna?
- Chef Andre Gilbon: I was just trying to be avant-garde, Chef.
- Buford: Yeah, people need to be avant-guarded from your food!