In her opening monologue, host
Chelsea Handler talks about the disappointments she's had in her life. Chelsea and her round table panelists
Nico Santos,
Loni Love and
Greg Fitzsimmons discuss
Lindsay Lohan not filming her cameo for
Scary Movie V (2013) because she felt the script poked fun at her, a study on the effect of repealing "don't ask, don't tell" one year after the fact, a dance studio offering kiddie pole dancing classes, the theft of ten million pounds of maple syrup worth $30 million, and the residents of Mont Vernon, New Hampshire voting to change the name of a local pond that had been known as Jew Pond. And Chelsea chats with guest
Milla Jovovich about training for her latest movie
Resident Evil: Retribution (2012), Chelsea mispronouncing her name, Chelsea not following her on Twitter, the latest dinner party to which Chelsea invited her, and Chelsea's reaction to the gift she brought.
—Huggo