"Orange Is the New Black" I Wasn't Ready (TV Episode 2013) Poster

(TV Series)

(2013)

Taylor Schilling: Piper Chapman

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Quotes 

  • Piper Chapman : [about her ring]  What are you doing? You can't put that in your pocket, it's going to end up in the bottom of the washing machine.

    Larry Bloom : Okay, um, where would you like me to put it then?

    Piper Chapman : Up your ass.

    Larry Bloom : There's no room, apparently my head's already up there.

  • Piper Chapman : Ooh no, what is that?

    Larry Bloom : Piper...

    Piper Chapman : Oh Jesus, Larry, why would you...

    Larry Bloom : Why would I want a felonious, former lesbian, WASP, Shiksa, about to go to prison, to marry me?

    Piper Chapman : Yes. And all of the stress eating...

    Larry Bloom : Well, because the peculiar, under achieving, under employed, Jew-boy, loves her. And knows that he will never be bored, and can't believe how lucky he is that he met her.

  • Yoga Jones : Don't eat the pudding.

    Piper Chapman : What's the perspective on the pudding?

    Yoga Jones : It comes in cans marked Desert Storm. They have to scrape the mold off the top before they serve it.

  • Yoga Jones : Do you know what a mandala is?

    Piper Chapman : Um, those are those round Buddhist art things.

    Yoga Jones : The Tibetan monks make then out of dark sand laid out into big beautiful designs. And when they're done, after days or weeks of work, they wipe it all away.

    Piper Chapman : Wow, that's, that's a lot.

    Yoga Jones : Try to look at your experience here as a mandala, Chapman. Work hard to make something as meaningful and beautiful as you can. And when your done, pack it in and know it was all temporary.

  • [first lines] 

    Piper Chapman : [scenes of growing up]  I've always loved getting clean. I love baths. I love showers. It's my happy place.

    Piper Chapman : [suddenly in prison]  *Was* my happy place.

  • Larry Bloom : What?

    Piper Chapman : You look beautiful, too.

  • Piper Chapman : One of my roommates has a massive heart attack when she got here.

    Larry Bloom : OK - you are not allowed to have a heart attack.

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