Robot Chicken (TV Series)

Poisoned by Relatives (2012)

Zachary Levi: Ryu, Ken Masters, Tyg Tiger, Segway

Quotes 

• Ryu : [on phone]  What's the problem, Guile?

  Guile : I'll tell you the problem: E. Honda's venue is a bathhouse! Like a full-on "We're all guys here, so let's get naked" bathhouse!

  E. Honda : What? In my culture, it's a familiar setting.

  Guile : Hey, no one told me I'd be fighting with all these "sushi rolls" hanging out...

• Ryu : [on phone]  What is it?

  [Blanka is in a hotel with a chihuahua, and hollers down the line] 

  Ryu : No! Don't you scream at me! It's specifically noted that your hotel doesn't allow pets!

• Ryu : [on phone]  This better be good, M. Bison.

  [Bison is in the Q*Bert game] 

  M. Bison : I think I got the wrong packet.

  [Punches Q*Bert] 

• Ryu : [on phone]  What?

  Ken Masters : It's been twenty minutes. I don't think E. Honda's coming.

  Ryu : E. Honda?

  [checks the packet] 

  Ryu : You're not fighting E. Honda, you're fighting A Honda.

  Ken Masters : I'm fighting a car?

  Ryu : Yes!

  Ken Masters : That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

  Ryu : It was in the packet! You know what? From now on, you lose your packet, you are OUT of the tournament!

  Ken Masters : [sarcastically]  Fine, fine! I'm punching the car! Oh, he's not hitting back. How exciting! Wow, what a great idea!

  [gets into it] 

  Ken Masters : Hey, this is kind of fun... Shoryuken! Shoryuken!

• Sagat : We meet again, Ryu. Only this time, we fight TO THE DEATH!

  Ryu : Actually, no. It's, uh, to Knock-Out, best two out of three. Remember? It was all covered in the packet.

  Sagat : Uh... sorry, what now?

  Ryu : [pulling out a packet]  The packet I spent weeks putting together? You don't have your packet?

  Sagat : Oh, right, right! No, I have it. It's just... it's in the bag...

  [starts searching his bag] 

• Ryu : [on phone]  Well, Ken, if your opponent's late, you give him a call. There's a contact sheet in the packet.

  Ken Masters : [not looking]  Let's see... contact sheet, contact sheet... no, I don't see it. You must've forgotten to put it in.