- Zabvronian Instructional Video Narrator: And now Module 8, Earth Invasion. Phase one: kill all the bees.
- Marty Weaver: So, baby, we have to talk to you about something that's a little... grown up.
- Debbie Weaver: We wondered if you had any questions for us now that you're getting older...
- Amber Weaver: Seriously? The sex talk? Awesome, cause I haven't learned everything there is to know from TV, movies, the fifth grade health class, the seventh grade health class, the ninth grade health class. So the real question, parents, is do you have any questions for me? Because I'm pretty sure I have more answers than you do.
- Reggie Jackson: Hello, Amber Weaver. Please forgive me if I don't look you in the eye. I'm in heat and afraid I'll uncontrollably connect with you.
- Marty Weaver: You know how I feel about baths. You're sitting in your own muck, things that are supposed to dangle, float...
- Marty Weaver: Here's what we do. You finish your wine, take a nice bath and relax. I'm gonna watch SportsCenter, I'm gonna take some Gas-X, and then I'm gonna romance the crap outta you.