Mike & Molly (TV Series)
Vince Takes a Bath (2012)
Melissa McCarthy: Molly Flynn
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Quotes
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Vince : [trying to drag Vince across the floor] Be careful, I'm in agony here.
Molly Flynn : Oh, really? Cause I'm having the time of my life!
Vince : This would be a lot easier if you oiled my fanny.
Molly Flynn : For the third time, NO!
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Mike Biggs : [Vince is on the couch, naked under a blanket] Are we having soup?
Molly Flynn : No, it's for Baby Bear and you're feeding him, Papa.
Mike Biggs : I just walked in the door!
Molly Flynn : Hey, wanna know what I found when I walked in the door?
Molly Flynn : [lifts Vince's blanket] That! Naked and wet in the bathtub! Look at it!
[Mike turns away, disgusted]
Molly Flynn : Look at it! Look at it!
Vince : For God's sake, I'm a human being!
Molly Flynn : Let's take a hair sample and see what a biologist has to say about it!
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Molly Flynn : Quit ringing the bell, Quasimodo.
Vince : I was kind of hoping for Mike. I want him to turn me on my side cause I need to break wind.
Molly Flynn : Do you have any boundaries at all?
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Molly Flynn : Thank God you're home, I need your help.
Victoria Flynn : What's going on?
Molly Flynn : Mom's gone missing, I've had to take care of Vince. I had to drag his wet, naked body out of the tub and onto the couch.
Victoria Flynn : Eeewwww.
Molly Flynn : I can still hear his squeaky butt cheeks... dragging across the bathroom tiles.
Victoria Flynn : Stop it Molly, you're scaring me!
Molly Flynn : You don't know fear until you've splashed down face first into the briny depths that is Vincent Muranto!
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Joyce Flynn : I didn't sign up for this. Vince is supposed to be my young stud. He's supposed to take care of me!
Molly Flynn : Yeah, he almost paralyzed himself taking care of you.
Joyce Flynn : Don't start. First he throws his back out having sex, then he breaks a hip having sex, then he has a heart attack having sex.
Molly Flynn : What kind of sex are you guys having? No, don't tell me, you've already ruined stawberries for me.
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Mike Biggs : Oh, what happened?
Vince : I threw my back out.
Molly Flynn : That's what you get for doing it on the floor.
Joyce Flynn : We weren't doing it on the floor. We're not animals.
Vince : Yeah, we were doing it in reverse, prairie dog style and I slipped on a strawberry.
Mike Biggs : That's what happened to the strawberries.
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Molly Flynn : Well, let's lift him and get him onto the bed.
Joyce Flynn : Wait, wait, he's covered in coconut oil.
Mike Biggs : I was wondering why I was craving a Mounds bar.
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Joyce Flynn : [In the middle of having sex with Vince, Joyce runs into Mike and Molly's room] Hurry, I think I broke Vince!
Molly Flynn : Great, now we can't return him.