- Stewie: [Stewie has met a Turtle] I can tell we're going to be great friends, Sheldon. We share that unspoken bond all Bald Men have.
- Bald Man 1: [Two bald men are standing with a haired man in a lift. The haired man leaves] I thought he'd never leave!
- [the two bald men lick each others' scalps and then stop when the doors start to open again]
- Bald Man 2: [entering the lift] Aw, did you just do the thing?
- Stewie Griffin: [Super Mario has saved Stewie from Sheldon] Super Mario? What are you doing here?
- Super Mario: I jump on the turtles, Stewie. It is not much of a life, but it is my life.