- Toby Flenderson: Smile if you love men's prostates!
- Erin Hannon: Last week Andy set sail for the Bahamas to sell his family's boat, and he took his brother, but not me. I was kind of sad at first, but then I remembered that Bob Marley song - No, woman. No cry.
- Pam Beesly: Dwight listen to me. Businesswomen are just normal, nice, reasonable people. Who's a nice, reasonable person in your experience?
- Dwight Schrute: I had a barber once who used to comb my hair gently.
- Pam Beesly: Okay, so when you're selling to this woman, just imagine she's that nice, reasonable barber.
- Dwight Schrute: Okay, I can do that.
- Pam Beesly: Good. Baby steps.
- Dwight Schrute: He used to fight dogs.
- Pam Beesly: Like, he used to make dogs fight, or he actually fought dogs?
- Dwight Schrute: Little of this, little of that.