- Kenzi Malikov: Well, Bo-Bo, why don't we go-go have a chat-chat with your Mom-mom.
- Jessica: God, you are so weird.
- Kenzi Malikov: Thank you!
- Jessica: Reminds me of that girl, who used to sniff glue in chem class.
- Bo Dennis: Jessica; that was you.
- Bo Dennis: [Stella is reading her tea leaves] Will I meet a brave knight and marry all my problems away?
- Stella Nashira: Why deny your fear, child?
- Bo Dennis: Because it's scary?
- Kenzi Malikov: LP came to the party early!
- Dougie: [Running] Come on! We can lose her in the field!
- Kenzi Malikov: Oh, great! Nothing bad ever happens in the field!
- Dougie: After the séance, all you guys coupled off and you left me alone. I knew I could connect with the paranormal.
- Kenzi Malikov: Para-normal? Don't you mean para-weird?
- Dougie: I had my occult book and my candles and I burnt a copy of Antichrist Superstar as an offering.
- Kenzi Malikov: You sacrificed "Superstar"? Dude, Marilyn Manson is a god!
- Dougie: [about Lady Polly] I've been trying to get rid of her for almost ten years. I invoked her during a teenage Goth stage.
- Kenzi Malikov: You were Goth? *Here*?
- Dougie: I had to go two towns over to get my favorite guy-liner.
- Mary Dennis: To think that you'd finally come back and I didn't have a crumb of fresh pie for you and your new friend.
- Kenzi Malikov: [Whispers] Yeah. Your moms. What a bitch.
- Bo Dennis: She used to be!
- Stella Nashira: The blockage can usually be traced back to some childhood imprint. A parental source.
- Bo Dennis: God, it's always mommy issues with you guys. Okay, look, Aife and I, we had our problems. But, um, we worked them out with good ol' fashioned hand-to-hand combat.
- Bo Dennis: [Gets dizzy] It's all that driving...
- Kenzi Malikov: Okay, uh, go splash some water on your face.
- Dougie: Cleanest pissers in Grimley county!
- Kenzi Malikov: Yeah, Bo, you don't wanna miss the pissers.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: [about Bo] Father unknown. Mother a Succubus.
- Stella Nashira: And there are rumours about Bo's potential. Oh dear.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: [Hopeful] "Oh dear" that's great news?
- Bo Dennis: It's like she doesn't even remember.
- Kenzi Malikov: So, remind her.
- Bo Dennis: And break her heart again?
- Kenzi Malikov: Two minutes ago you wanted to break her face.
- Kenzi Malikov: Why are they trying to trip each other?
- Bo Dennis: It's Double Dutch.
- Kenzi Malikov: You're shitting me! I thought that was only on Wii!
- Jessica: From the time Beth popped those boobs, all the guys had their eyes on her. I was a late bloomer; but I'm over it.
- Kenzi Malikov: You sure are.
- Kenzi Malikov: Don't go all Children of the Corn on me, Dougie.
- Dougie: It's Doug! Dougie's dead. And if we wanna get rid of Lady Polly we're gonna have to give her a sacrifice.
- Kenzi Malikov: I nominate Dougie. He's dead anyways.
- Leslie: [Their car has broken down in the middle of a field] I'd be in a better mood if I had cell service. And if I wasn't about to burst.
- Brad: Pick a spot, honey.
- Leslie: I am not squatting in that field.
- [Brad just stares]
- Leslie: Fine! But if I'm not back in five, it's on you.
- Brad: Watch out for poison ivy. And snakes!
- Bo Dennis: So this temple that you speak of is there a dress code? Do they take reservations?
- Stella Nashira: You've performed one simple task. Now, the real training begins. Crossing the threshold only allows you access to the temple. Where the most grueling challenges of your life await you.
- Bo Dennis: ...Oh, crud.