Joe Berryman: Teacher
Quotes
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[Albert has a flashback to his high school graduation]
Teacher : Class, please welcome our graduation speaker, President Abraham Lincoln.
[the class applauds as a very strange-looking Abraham Lincoln appears on stage]
Abraham Lincoln : HIYA, SCHMUCKS! Four score and seven years ago, I was poor just like you! But now I'm the President and I'm so fucking rich! I can have all the licorice I want!
Albert : [to Edward] I don't think that's the real President Lincoln.
