- Mark Holland: We squeezed in two extra tables. Not bad. Thanks for your help.
- Liam Court: Oh, thank Annie. She gave me a lecture about not sitting around waiting for life to happen. I usually tune her out, but something she said just stuck in my head.
- Liam Court: That's the newest beer from Court Brewing Company. Supplies are running low, so you wanna grab this great-tasting brew while you still can.
- Young Guy: Yeah, I'll try one. How much?
- Liam Court: You know what? I'm so confident that you're gonna be back, the first one's on me.
- Young Guy: Thanks.
- Liam Court: It's a recipe that dates back to 1700s England.
- Young Guy: [taking a sip and choking] Maybe it should have stayed there.
- Naomi Clark: I'm so glad you're here. I oversold the opening. We're barely holding it together. If we don't pull this off, Mark is gonna hate me forever and I need you.
- Annie Wilson: But I...
- Naomi Clark: Get table nine ready for a six top. Keep the front of the house clean. Oh, and we 86ed the salads.
- Annie Wilson: Wait, is that even English?
- Dixon Wilson: Hey, look who's awake.
- Michaela: Hey, surrogates get to sleep in. It's part of the benefits package.
- Dixon Wilson: But you're not even pregnant yet.
- Michaela: So I'm practicing for when I am.
- Dixon Wilson: Oh, well...
- [they share a laugh]
- Dixon Wilson: Since I'm not pregnant, or about to be, I started working on your track. Take a listen. Tell me what you think.
- Michaela: [listening] There's no way that's me. You... you tweaked that audio.
- Dixon Wilson: No, no, that's all you. Uh, you got some nice pipes.
- Adrianna Tate-Duncan: Oh, my god. Naomi, what's on your legs? Is that denim?
- Erin Silver: So working-class. Next thing you know, she'll be wearing scrunchies.
- Naomi Clark: [groaning] Oh, I'm too tired to insult you back.
- Campbell Price: Navid, wait up. I need a favor.
- Navid Shirazi: Oh, dude, are you serious?
- Campbell Price: Yeah.
- Navid Shirazi: Hey... yeah, final exam's bad enough, all right? But right now, I couldn't help you pass an eye exam without getting an ulcer.
- Campbell Price: Look, I know helping us out on that test made you uncomfortable. I promise, that was a one-time thing.
- Campbell Price: Six months ago, I got engaged to a great girl named Sonja. Problem is seven months ago, I broke up with a crazy ex named Elise. She keeps calling me and wants to meet tonight to get closure on our relationship.
- Navid Shirazi: Well, it sounds like you moved on pretty fast.
- Campbell Price: Really, mom?
- Dixon Wilson: I thought you were coming by later.
- Erin Silver: Oh, yeah, well, I thought I'd be out working on the truck. Turns out to get a business up and running, you should probably have an idea of what business to up and run.
- Dixon Wilson: Wait, you guys still don't have an idea?
- Erin Silver: No, and every idea we come up with somehow is worse than the last. In summary, I have no career, no direction, and really no prospects.
- Naomi Clark: I'm really excited about us opening this restaurant together, but I want us to be more than just business partners. I want it to really feel like we're family.
- Mark Holland: Is this because I called Liam "bro"? That's just a guy thing, like slapping each other on the butt. It doesn't mean anything.
- Mark Holland: Amusement park lines, not the relaxing day I thought. Are you sure you don't wanna go sit in traffic instead?
- Naomi Clark: Come on, this is something we totally would've done if we grew up together. I thought it'd be a fun way to get to know each other. Tell me something about yourself.
- Mark Holland: Okay, let's see. Uh, I hate waiting in lines, I hate talking about myself. I love puppies.
- Adrianna Tate-Duncan: It's time to practice my interviewer face. Does this lipstick say "Ooh, interesting" or "I feel your pain"?
- Annie Wilson: It kind of just looks like you ate a popsicle.
- Mark Holland: Last of the entrees coming up. I need my avocados now.
- Naomi Clark: Okay.
- Mark Holland: I said now, not next Thursday.
- Naomi Clark: You want 'em faster? I could throw them at you.
- Annie Wilson: Hey. The toilet's backed up in the men's room.
- Mark Holland, Naomi Clark: Handle it!
- Campbell Price: You really sold me out.
- Navid Shirazi: You sold yourself out. You were the one who was caught studying with your ex.
- Campbell Price: Hey, you can forget about Cronus and everything that goes along with it. You're done.
- Navid Shirazi: Yeah, I figured. You know, I bought into the whole brotherhood business, but I don't need help from a brother like you.
- Campbell Price: What, you think you're better than me?
- Navid Shirazi: Yeah, I do. For the simple fact that I don't have to lie, cheat, or scam my way through life.
- Campbell Price: Wow, you're really a nice guy. But I got news for you. Nice guys finish last.