- Si Robertson: Boys this thing is giving me a brain sneeze.
- Justin Martin: A what?
- Si Robertson: A Brain sneeze.
- Si Robertson: It'll give a brain sneeze that's were hey were your brain needs to sneeze but it can't because it's brain so it just hurts.
- Kay Robertson: I'm thinking about taking the girls to the water park.
- Jase Robertson: I don't do water parks, my kids don't do water parks.
- Jase Robertson: I think it's called a brain freeze not a brain sneeze.
- Si Robertson: I don't care what it is called I don't want no part of it.
- Justin Martin: I think this heat is getting to all of us I'm going to go get me a snow cone.
- Jase Robertson: Now that's what I'm talking about.
- Jase Robertson: The very definition of redneck means you are getting burned, thus you have the snow cone stand.